Apr. 1st, 2015 08:44 pm
nuclear_snide: (Bob!)
[personal profile] nuclear_snide
Oh, thank you! When does it start?


Oh! Um. Hello, this is Bob, with Jono Starsmore on buttons. Please leave a message, and I'll get back to you...somehow, as soon as I can.


How was that?

Date: 2015-04-02 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluhblahbluh.livejournal.com
Drac was TRYING to call Mavis back from yesterday's message...

"Now now, my little mouse! Why would I think the hotel was on fire? That's obviously just an excuse daddy uses!"


"It's not, right?"

Date: 2015-04-02 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nuclear-snide.livejournal.com
Bob's office voicemail was flashing at him. After a long search, he managed to find someone to punch buttons for him (he owed the moose something nice) and returned the call.

Date: 2015-04-02 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gunslingerpose
[From here!]

"Whoooa, whoa, baby. First of all, I promise you I'm no prude. But what the hell would I even do with you standing naked in a doorway? C'mon now."

Date: 2015-04-02 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nuclear-snide.livejournal.com
Why was Bob getting voicemail all of a sudden? And why was so much of it so odd?

Well, he wasn't going to turn down an invitation like that, anyway. So he called them back.

Date: 2015-04-02 01:47 am (UTC)
14andseven: (I am very introspective)
From: [personal profile] 14andseven
From here

"Um. I guess -- well, I mean if horses -- or not-horses, I suppose -- are your thing, then I guess that's your business? It's very brave of you to come out, though I don't know if a stranger on the phone is the best course, really."

Date: 2015-04-02 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nuclear-snide.livejournal.com
Huh. Okay, more voicemail. Well, why not? Bob called them back.

He was really going to owe the moose for all this button-pressing.

Date: 2015-04-02 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
[from here!]

"WE ARE GOING TO DISCUSS THIS. In depth! I mean, no one said anything about getting married. But the rest of it, the threesome part, we are talking about it!"

Date: 2015-04-02 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nuclear-snide.livejournal.com
Oh, now this one, Bob could get behind!

He couldn't get the moose to dial fast enough to leave a message!

Date: 2015-04-02 02:29 am (UTC)
nookiepowered: (amused (o rly?))
From: [personal profile] nookiepowered
[from here]

"I don't know what's up with all the threesome invites today, but hey, this is not me saying no. This is absolutely nothing like me saying no. As long as you're legal and not human, or you have somebody not human standing by to punch me in the face if I start sucking too hard, bring it on."

Date: 2015-04-02 03:36 am (UTC)

Date: 2015-04-02 11:49 am (UTC)
glacial_queen: (Shocked)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
[From here]

"...Triplets? What? I don't know if you're talking a kinky sex thing or you're announcing your incipient parenthood, but either way we've known each other FAR too long to announce it like that!"

Date: 2015-04-02 10:36 pm (UTC)

Crazy phones

Date: 2016-01-29 02:13 pm (UTC)
crimson_sister: (ghostly)
From: [personal profile] crimson_sister
Lucille had received a highly improper message from a boy, and she felt she needed to discuss this with her big sibling Jalian, so would no doubt know if anything ought to be done about it.

"This is Lucille. I am unfamiliar with this device, but I need to know: What should I do if a boy I do not like leaves a message asking me to take my clothes off?"

RE: Crazy phones

Date: 2016-01-29 07:25 pm (UTC)

Crazy Phones 2016

Date: 2016-01-29 03:17 pm (UTC)
boneyard_girl: (caught!)
From: [personal profile] boneyard_girl
THAT call hit Ada a little too close to home, and she was mad.

"Look, I don't know no Mermando or no Manatee Queen, an' I don't care who you want to see with their clothes off, but it ain't gonna be me!"

Sorry, Mr. Bob Sir.

Date: 2016-01-29 06:18 pm (UTC)
suitably_heroic: (dsp: intense)
From: [personal profile] suitably_heroic
[[ from here ]]

"You talk to all your elders with that mouth?" Atton complained. He was aware this probably wouldn't reach the kid; he just liked to complain. "Stop hitting on Kenobi, he's repressing enough without your help."


Date: 2016-01-29 09:52 pm (UTC)

Date: 2016-01-29 09:43 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Oh. Crap.)
From: [personal profile] myownface
"Oh my god, oh my god oh my god you know I will never say no to whiskey, man. Bring. It. On."

Apparently the Force only worked for Jedi, and less so for their roommates.

[Redirected from here!]

Date: 2016-01-29 10:44 pm (UTC)
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